Its Cool, I Guess

• 2016-08-28

  

  (via thebootydiaries)

  Source: onlytwitterpics

• 2016-07-09

  

  smnius:

  today i learnt about egoflapbang and i just HAD to
  

  (via mcmackelster)

  Source: smnius

• 2016-07-08

  swagcrabmagus:

  paper-mario-wiki:

  due to “popular” demand

  Transcription:
  
  “I’ve only played ten games of Overwatch, here’s my impression of each of the characters.
  
  Ganja (Genji): ‘I learned how to kill people from my brother, because he killed me… what a fucking dick’
  Kaizo (Hanzo): ‘Genji pls do not embarrass me in front of my friends’
  Junkman (Junkrat): ‘I’m the best character in the game!’
  Loose Asshole (Lucio): ‘I skate fast and I eat ass!’
  McFlurry (McCree): ‘Just call me daddy’
  Shadow the Hedgehog (Reaper): ‘Just call me daddy’
  Daddy 69 (Soldier 76): ‘Just call me daddy’
  Braveheart (Reinhardt): ‘If you’re the daddy then I’m the grandfather. ahahahaha!’
  Maymay (Mei): ‘I think it’s illegal how cute i am!’
  Mercy Hospital (Mercy): 'I’m the only German doctor in any video game. Except for that…. other one…’
  Fffffffffffffffffart (Pharah): 'My balanced gameplay rains from above!’
  Wrrrrrrrrrreck it Ralph (Roadhog): 'How kinky can a character get?’
  Basketball (Bastion): –beeping noises–
  Sonic Chill (Symmetra): 'Have you ever found a more annoying character to fight against?’
  Hurgusburguss (Torbjorn): 'The only fun thing about playing as me is saying my name’
  Trastart (Tracer): 'Cheers love, I’ve never even been to England!’
  The Widowmaker from Team Fortress 2 (Widowmaker): 'Ahh. Mon petit chou-fleur*”
  Donkey Kong (Winston): 'I’m going ape!’
  Zardio (Zarya): 'I promise I’m from Russia, I’m not just putting on an accent. bazinga.’
  (Zenyatta): 'iRobot is a movie about terrorism’

  and that’s it that’s it, there’s all- that’s all there is there’s nobody else"

  (via whitefire321)

  Source: paper-mario-wiki

• 2016-06-24

  

  staticbox:

  back at it again with the boombox

  Source: slasherflick

• 2016-02-25

  

  flapflaps:

  #tbt to 2009, These were part of my tattoo painting series I made! All of the tattoos on each girl are around them same theme- the one on the left is all Egyptian and the one on the right is all Alice in wonderland themed! I used to love designing tattoos! Maybe I should start painting again! #aliceinwonderland #alice #egypt #egyption #tattoos #tattoo #painting #tbt

  Source: flapflaps

• 2016-02-24

  

  (via cringepics)

  Source: rm-bottleneck42

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  fyodorpavlov:

  Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers. Take care of each other and yourselves.

  (via boychic)

  Source: fyodorpavlov

• 2016-02-13

  fillsyouwithdirtysins:

  ravi-o-li:

  pig-demon:

  [^^^ warning. nsfw rapping about male genitalia]
  
  >says they’re gonna work on important projects.
  >proceeds to make this for the past 4 hours.
  the punchline is asgore is adorable and sans has no peepee but can somehow take a piss. shuttup.
  
  song: Ex-Boyfriend by Lil Dicky

  Pffff Holy shit

  FUCKING HELL M8
  

  (via dongoverlord)

  Source: pig-demon

• 2016-01-01

  nudesornaw:

  if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

  Source: nudesornaw

• 2015-12-30

  

  officialputin:

  put this on my grave

  (via brassy-deactivated20160222)

  Source: 1-800-needy